Michael Noonan, PhD

Professor of Animal Behavior



Arbitrator a cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s
Avoidable what a bullfighter tries to do
Bernadette the act of torching a mortgage
Burglarize what a crook sees with
Control a short, ugly inmate
Counterfeiters workers who put together kitchen cabinets
Eclipse what an English barber does for a living
Eyedropper a clumsy ophthalmologist
Heroes what a guy in a boat does
Left Bank what the robber did when his bag was full of loot
Misty how golfers create divots
Paradox two physicians
Parasites what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
Pharmacist a helper on the farm
Polarize what penguins see with
Primate removing your spouse from in front of the TV
Relief what trees do in the spring
Rubberneck what you do to relax your wife
Seamstress describes 250 pounds in a size 6
Selfish what the owner of a seafood store does
Sudafed brought litigation against a government official
Subdued …like a guy, who like works on one of those, like, submarines, man…