| Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter |
Eskimo Pi |
| 2000 pounds of Chinese soup |
Won ton |
| 1 millionth of a mouthwash |
1 microscope |
| Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement |
1 bananosecond |
| Weight an evangelist carries with God |
1 billigram |
| Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour |
Knotfurlong |
| 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone |
1 Rod Serling |
| Half of a large intestine |
1 semicolon |
| 1,000,000 aches |
1 megahurtz |
| Basic unit of laryngitis |
1 hoarsepower |
| Shortest distance between two jokes |
A straight line |
| 453.6 graham crackers |
1 pound cake |
| 1 million-million microphones |
1 megaphone |
| 2 million bicycles |
2 megacycles |
| 365.25 days |
1 unicycle |
| 2000 mockingbirds |
2 kilomockingbirds |
| 52 cards |
1 decacards |
| 1 kilogram of falling figs |
1 Fig Newton |
| 1000 milliliters of wet socks |
1 literhosen |
| 1 millionth of a fish |
1 microfiche |
| 1 trillion pins |
1 terrapin |
| 10 rations |
1 decoration |
| 100 rations |
1 C-ration |
| 2 monograms |
1 diagram |
| 40¢ |
2 paradigms |
| 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital |
1 IV League |